I don’t really have much to say today. I’m back in classes for the first day of my last year of law school. I’m still exhausted from my weekend and I’ll be in class until 9pm. Great. I’m waiting for my Alternative Dispute Resolution class to start @ 4pm, the room is sweltering, I’m having a bad hair day and the reading was that boring introductory “what is conflict?” bullshit.
Here’s a pick me up. Always gets a rise out of me. Might be what you need as your Monday is …

Here’s some Friday LOLz for that ass.
I don’t even know what to say to lead in to this so I’ll just be plain:
A chimp is getting head from a toad.
mouth fucking a toad.
using a toad as a masturbation device. AHHHHH! I don’t know!
I wish I could embed it here but you’ll have to do your own mousework and click HERE to view.
For the record, I can totally see why that child is crying. Those Europeans are so open-minded though, to let their kid witness such a spectacle! Heathens.
*credit goes to …

Take 9 minutes out of your day for some classic You So Crazy. I stay dying at 5:50.

*Pours some likka out for the old Martin*

Holy Taco – Throwing a party is a lot of work, so it’s a real disappointment when somebody you invited ruins it. Here are 8 types of people to watch out for before you make your next invite list.
8. Person Who Insists On Cleaning Up Your Party While It’s Still Going On

WHERE YOU CAN FIND THEM: Right in front of you, asking if your drink is finished. Or, methodically moving through the party with a white trash bag and a look on their face as if they’ve been hunting Osama …

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Dap to Megan for basically revealing Kevin to be an idiot and new CEO of Epic Fail Industries, while not doing it in an assholey way. Kudos.

This is kinda crazy in light of my previous post but isn’t this just the way life works? So after work last night, I headed out to meet someone for a networking type deal. We were going to have drinks somewhere in the city, talk and all that stuff. So when C and I meet up, she asks if I’m okay going to Bump for drinks. See, she had to ask because Bump is a gay bar and well, some people aren’t cool with that. HOWEVER, Bump also has $3 …

Verbatim text convo:
Bourgie’s Gal Pal, 12:33pm: —-’s teenage nephew was in his daughter’s rm taking a nap while we were out, we did not know this, we just fucked 7 different ways around the lvg room
Bourgie’s Gal Pal, 12:34pm: he calls on the phone from the back like are yall done yet? This man’s whole family will see me naked before we’re married.
Bourgie, 12:35pm: OH MY FUCKING GOD!
Bourgie’s Gal Pal, 12:36pm: I mean we were talking dirty, doing oral, slapping asses, the whole shabang just like regular
HAHAHA! Could you imagine?! …

Me for posting this
Or this woman’s ass for eating her pants?

I thought the entire WORLD was about to implode into her ass. What a way to go.
HAPPY FRIDAY!!!

If you watch the infomercial channel or stay up really late, you’ve probably seen this infomercial for fitness. I was eating my cereal one morning and turned to the infomercial channel for kicks. I got what I was looking for.
So this workout is supposed to be for people who find “regular” exercise boring and ineffective. The claim to fame is that you do not have to do a traditional sit-up or crunch to get rock hard abdominals. So how do you do it? By grooving to hot hip-hop tunes and …

If you’re not laughing at and sending off e-cards from someecards.com, well you’re not as cool as you thought you were. Here’s where I post a card from the site. I do it because I enjoy them and you should too.