ANTM: It's all about Nigel

"Whatever you liiiiiiiiike"

After winning an Emmy for best informative talk show and showing her real hair to the world, Tyra Banks is back with another season cycle of America’s Next Top Model. The show is more of the same (silly modeling challenges, cliched casting, tragic backstory, girlfights and overacting from Tyra and Miss Jay) but with a small twist – the models are petite. Aren’t they always petite except for a couple of token “plus” chicks? Yeah, but THIS cycle, the hopefuls are all under 5’7. I applaud Tyra for trying to tinker with the show’s formula and “break barriers’ in the fashion industry but um, I don’t believe it. Sure, I want the fashion industry to better reflect the realities of women’s bodies and to support rather than destroy body image ideals but I have little confidence that a plus woman or a short woman can make it in high fashion. Print and TV? Sure. Runways for top designers? No. This cycle promises to be like the rest so I won’t go into the episode. My focus is on something else entirely right now… Nigel.

After a couple of tweets with the fabulous Thembi (@thembithembi; What Would Thembi Do?), I had to share my appreciation for the wonderful ANTM judge and “noted” photographer Nigel Barker. I would add Nigel to my LIST* with the quickness but he doesn’t quite meet the requirements. Nigel is half Sri Lankan so he is “colored” enough to lust after openly and guilt-free, LOL. But really, he’s an even-handed judge, a good photographer, appears to be a good husband. has a British accent, and is much needed masculine eye-candy between Mr and Miss Jay. So yeah, this is a totally gratuitous, lustful post objectifying Nigel Barker. So what?!

*Referring to the List of White Men I’d Do if I Were Into White Men which at present includes the likes of Jason Stackhouse/Ryan Kwanten, and James Purefoy.

  • Moni

    Mmm, mmm, mmm…. Nigel is definitely on my list! He just seems like good people. Other than that, we clearly don’t have the same taste in wmidiiwiwm, since my list also includes the Adrien Grenier and Simon Baker.

    • Bourgie, JD

      Ah yes, Simon Baker. He makes the list. Adrian Grenier is cute, but I like him better with shorter hair.

  • Moni

    Mmm, mmm, mmm…. Nigel is definitely on my list! He just seems like good people. Other than that, we clearly don’t have the same taste in wmidiiwiwm, since my list also includes the Adrien Grenier and Simon Baker.

    • Bourgie, JD

      Ah yes, Simon Baker. He makes the list. Adrian Grenier is cute, but I like him better with shorter hair.

  • http://whatwouldthembido.com Thembi

    As soon as I saw your tweet about this post I trotted over here with the quickness and didnt even know I was mentioned. Break me off some Nigel anyday! I’ll even put on some of that Bollywood stuff in the background. WHATEVAH.

    Oh and I cosign your list of white men and have to add Alexander Skarsgard and Donnie Wahlberg (some dreams just never die).

  • http://whatwouldthembido.com Thembi

    As soon as I saw your tweet about this post I trotted over here with the quickness and didnt even know I was mentioned. Break me off some Nigel anyday! I’ll even put on some of that Bollywood stuff in the background. WHATEVAH.

    Oh and I cosign your list of white men and have to add Alexander Skarsgard and Donnie Wahlberg (some dreams just never die).